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Restaurant • Uptown New Orleans
Old-guard New Orleans power dining
TASTE
9
SOUL
8
EASE
7
Capacity / PDR:
Upstairs private dining room seats up to 12. Semi-private (no door, shares landing with another small room).
Privacy:
Intimate, but not airtight. Best for trusted clients or small boards. Not ideal for ultra-sensitive negotiations.
Booking Window:
3-4 weeks for the PDR. Locals protect their tables fiercely. Midweek easier than weekends.
Spend Level:
~$175-$225 per head with wine. No posted minimum, but plan ~$2,500 all-in for the PDR.
Dress Code:
Business casual. Jackets not required, but a blazer signals you belong. Locals lean polished, not flashy.
Insider Move:
Order the cold-smoked soft shell crab when in season. Legendary.
KELLEY'S NOTE:
"Garth has been behind the bar for 30+ years. Tell him Kelley at Clandestine sent you. If your exec wants to feel like a true New Orleanian, this is the move."
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3-hour, 8-12 guests, revenue-critical outcomes
1-2 days, high-efficiency, low-risk moves
2.5 days, meeting spaces + group dining
Full-day meeting + evening program
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You don't have time to research venues. You need the right answer fast, and you need it to be right the first time.
Client dinners are revenue events, not social hours. Show up with the right venue, the right vibe, and zero risk.
Your reputation is on the line with every venue choice. We've already vetted the options so you don't have to gamble.
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