152 Venues • 5 Cities Live • More Coming

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What's Inside the Library

Every venue personally vetted. Every recommendation carries our reputation.

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152 Vetted Venues

Restaurants, private dining rooms, coffee shops, bars, hotels—organized by use case, not algorithm.

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5 Cities Live

Austin, New Orleans, San Antonio, Fort Worth, Raleigh—with NYC and Las Vegas launching next.

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Corporate Intel

Booking windows, privacy levels, transport logistics, dress codes, tech readiness—everything Google won't tell you.

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"Do Not Book" Landmines

The venues that look great online but fail in practice. We've made the mistakes so you don't have to.

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Sample Itineraries

Pre-built day plans for client dinners, team offsites, executive travel, and board meetings.

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The LBB Index

Every venue scored on Taste, Soul, Generosity, and Ease—so you know exactly what you're walking into.

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This is the kind of intelligence you get for every venue in the Library.

Restaurant • Uptown New Orleans

Clancy's Restaurant

Old-guard New Orleans power dining

TASTE

9

SOUL

8

EASE

7

Capacity / PDR:

Upstairs private dining room seats up to 12. Semi-private (no door, shares landing with another small room).

Privacy:

Intimate, but not airtight. Best for trusted clients or small boards. Not ideal for ultra-sensitive negotiations.

Booking Window:

3-4 weeks for the PDR. Locals protect their tables fiercely. Midweek easier than weekends.

Spend Level:

~$175-$225 per head with wine. No posted minimum, but plan ~$2,500 all-in for the PDR.

Dress Code:

Business casual. Jackets not required, but a blazer signals you belong. Locals lean polished, not flashy.

Insider Move:

Order the cold-smoked soft shell crab when in season. Legendary.

KELLEY'S NOTE:

"Garth has been behind the bar for 30+ years. Tell him Kelley at Clandestine sent you. If your exec wants to feel like a true New Orleanian, this is the move."

This level of detail for 152 venues across 5 cities.

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Cities in the Library

Currently live with more launching every quarter.

Austin

Live

32 venues

New Orleans

Live

30 venues

San Antonio

Live

30 venues

Fort Worth

Live

30 venues

Raleigh

Live

30 venues

NYC

Q1 2026

Launching soon

Las Vegas

Q1 2026

Launching soon

Miami

Q2 2026

Coming soon

Chicago

Q2 2026

Coming soon

Library members influence which cities we add next.

Pre-Built Itineraries Included

Stop building from scratch. Start with templates built from 14 years of experience.

Executive Client Dinner

3-hour, 8-12 guests, revenue-critical outcomes

  • • Venue selection by use case
  • • Seating strategy templates
  • • Timing & flow recommendations
  • • Red flag checklist

Solo Executive Travel

1-2 days, high-efficiency, low-risk moves

  • • Work-friendly coffee shops
  • • Business-casual lunch options
  • • Evening dinner recommendations
  • • Transport & logistics notes

Team Offsite (10-20 people)

2.5 days, meeting spaces + group dining

  • • Venue capacity & logistics
  • • Activity recommendations
  • • Group dining options
  • • Weather contingencies

Board Meeting Hosting

Full-day meeting + evening program

  • • Private meeting spaces
  • • Break & lunch coordination
  • • Evening entertainment options
  • • Overnight accommodation intel

Who the Library Is For

Executive Assistants & Chiefs of Staff

Stop Googling every time your exec travels. Get decision-grade intel in 2 minutes instead of 2 hours.

Founders & CEOs

You don't have time to research venues. You need the right answer fast, and you need it to be right the first time.

Sales & BD Leaders

Client dinners are revenue events, not social hours. Show up with the right venue, the right vibe, and zero risk.

Corporate Event Planners

Your reputation is on the line with every venue choice. We've already vetted the options so you don't have to gamble.

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